i regret to inform you that you'll learn absolutely nothing from this About page, [other than/because] the author herself doesn't really know how to put all that's going on here into words.

there would be no art if i did.

no mainstream platform would give me the universal freedom of expression i was looking for,
so when i figured out exactly what i needed to obtain said freedom,
i wrote this website and created all of the visible media [...well, except Clippy and John Cleese, of course].